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When Squirrels Attack!

Wed Oct 8, 2008, 10:36 AM
Ok, so I was walking in the woods the other day. This squirrel runs across a fallen tree, sees me, takes a sec. to look me over, then gives me the finger and scurries off. I'm like, "What the fuck!" And of course I'm not gonna let a squirrel flip me off and get away with it. So I chase the little fucker up a tree. He gets just far enough out of my reach and looks down at me, then gives the finger with both of his little furry paws, sticks his tounge out at me then turns around and shakes his ass at me. By now I'm so pissed off at the bastard I start to climb the tree to catch his fluffy ass. He looks surprised, then quickly runs on up the tree close to the top. At this point I'm about halfway up the tree. The little shit does some kinda hand signs and from no where legions of squirrels start attacking me, making me fall out of the tree. Luckly I was able to get away from them and crawl my way back home.
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Yeah, I know it had an anti-climatic ending. So sue me.

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:iconlostinmemory:
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

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"But why is the rum gone?!"
:iconrikkudonovan:
Ooooh, that's a good one.
:iconlostinmemory:
:XD:! I know its funny as hell :XD:

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"But why is the rum gone?!"
:iconshadowroyale:
I'm on teh Gaias, killin' ur dremz, lulz.

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:iconrikkudonovan:
NOOOOO!!! NOT MY DREAMS!!! THERE THE ONLY THINGS I GOTS LEFT!!
:iconshadowroyale:
*evil laugh* Yes! Ur dremz! I killz dem! *stabs dremz*

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And I'm the one you can never trust, 'cause wounds are ways to reveal us. And yeah, I could have tried and devoted my life to the both of us, but what a waste of my time when the world we had was yours...
:iconkaelir-of-lorien:
Thanks for the fave on the foxes! Much appreciated.

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:iconshadowroyale:
Hey, I'm online. Get on Gaia.

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And I'm the one you can never trust, 'cause wounds are ways to reveal us. And yeah, I could have tried and devoted my life to the both of us, but what a waste of my time when the world we had was yours...

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